http://ironyofchokingonjacksdick.tumblr.com/post/98869302819/you-know-what-im-tired-of-people-acting-like

ironyofchokingonjacksdick:

You know what i’m tired of??

people acting like they’re my friend but then act as if i don’t talk to them

fuck you honestly, it’s not like you ever fucking texted me anyway

it’s not like YOU even make an effort to contact ME

seriously go fuck yourself because i’m done

i’m so fucking done…


aduhm:

dirtylittledamsel:

tmodm19:

She cut off the tattoo of he ex’s name, put it in a jar and mailed it to him.

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Anonymous asked:
blowing a kiss??

zanetheaiden:

Also got a request for winking so you get a two for one


Anonymous asked:
Fuck me til I come blood


sad-kick:

Perfect.

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frigginjabroni:

Went from comedic to real as fuck in like 2 seconds

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pemwin:

ladybowtheboo:

asobita-i:

Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Why Tumblr should(n’t) have kids 


neil-gaiman:

Amanda was recording this morning. I was writing and doing a skype interview in a corner of the studio. And then she asked if I’d like to sign a chorus…

via http://instagram.com/p/tlHEYpQW5z/

Friendly reminder~

This Halloween, wear whatever the fuck you want! You want to show cleavage? Go ahead! You want to show belly? Knock yourself out! You want to show lots of leg? More power to ya! It’s your body and you are allowed to show it off- fuck what others have to say! They’re probably just jealous because  you look hella cute!

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marauders4evr:

It’s strange.

It’s a thirteen second clip.

Thirteen seconds.

A simple little tune.

But I guarantee that once you hit play, you’ll recognize it.

And dare I say that you might even get chills.

At least, I did.

All from a thirteen second clip.

Because it’s not just any tune.

This tune…well…it’s just a bit magical.

(Don’t give it away! Don’t even tag it!)


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Actor Jake Gyllenhaal